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I left off the previous one with “To be continued during England’s big scary match against Sweden. Will history repeat? 12:22 and still 20 minutes to go… and my bike is still in the to clean and put into garage area…..and I am damn tired… I might not end up ending this one up” And as of yet… It still looks that way, but I am still planning to finish it like I am and always have been planning to finish a whole lot of other things. For Now lemme talk some football.

The match was labeled scary because apparently England had not managed to beat Sweden for 38 years (since 1968, - a run of 12 matches). Apparently Argentina has also not the same since 93, according to uzz dai.

End result: a guy called Marcus Allbäck scored the 2000th goal of the World Cup after he fired in an equalizer and when England meets Sweden next, the previews will read no different expect maybe the number of years will be more than 38 and the match will be “in 13 matches.” Strange, 13 is supposed to favor me. Maybe I should not be in a dilemma if Brazil and England meet and favor my first fav football team Brazil.

Both of my favorites have been doing a lot of injustice to my hopes. Not so very convincing wins. And although I defended the sloppy defense against Ghana as checking where the holes were to find out which parts to concentrate on during the two ‘rest’ days’ trainings and keeping practice… I am not so sure even I am convinced by what I said.

Brazil really has a not so dhukka huna layak defense…. And England I don’t know. I so much wanted to watch a Brazil-England final and have it go on and on and on tie-breaker, sudden death and all. I just can’t make up my mind. But I think I will side with Brazil in the end. After all I have been a Brazil fan ever since I heard about the game. And been a supporter of the Brits just since the last World Cup I think. What was I to do? The first I heard of football was Pele this, Pele that. Me, I am an extreme typical non football knowing football fan who watches matches only during the World Cup or if assigned to.

Frankly, most of the time I find football borrrriing… Nope I am not a total non sporty geek freak or whatever they call it these days. So what sports do I watch…? TEST CRICKET…. Haha.. Now that’s a sport everyone else finds boring. Well I do kind of not conform to the rest of the society. And like everyone else in this world love calling myself and believing that I am “different.” But trust me I am. A lot of people say so, so it must have a lot of reality in it.

Well the cricket that I watch is almost exclusively involving Australia and Shane Warne. I find football too short. WHAM BAM THANK YOU MAM. I like activities involving a lot of time. Football is like a quickie. All the sex finished in a few seconds. Now a sex Marathon… whoohaaa (Al Pacino Scent of a Woman istyle)… sometimes you need the quickie but it’s a lot of foreplay and a marathon that sex is greatest. Same with sport. Shane Warne was quoted as saying that he finds bowling better than balling (sex). Coming from the guy who has had more sex and lewd-behavior-on-the-mobile-&-everywhere-else scandals, that would not be very convincing, but he does play a lot more than he has sex these days, because he is sorta separated and any sex he has with anyone other than his ex would have defiantly made it to The Sun. Personally I am not in a position to comment on which one is better. Right now I would be thankful if I got to do either. I mean one of the many things Shane Warne does. Cricket or sex or both. Now how would that be?

And again like slow hot sex, test cricket involving Australia has tension, excitement, discovery, uncertainty and the whole thing ball-by-ball. Every ball might bring a different result and so can every touch. Oh the euphoria, the ecstasy, the feeling of jubilation and contentment. Hoooo I am feeling damn horny just writing this and thinking it. Well now that I think of it, when am I not horny? Down boy down. I am a live red-blue-green-black-red blooded boka. Back to football. Some quickies are definitely fun. And there are those which have a lot of the elements of above (great game: tension, excitement, discovery, uncertainty and the rest very quick). Like tear each others cloths while still having your lips tasting with wild passion hands moving all the time. Hands here now there now. Both teams in total offensive. Fast. Find the other teams weak spots and hot spots fast-fast. Face in defense area now and now in attacking area. Every component of the team constantly in motion. Total impatience. Thrashing biting groping, red card yellow card and finally the winning goal. And maybe another match. Well footballs great fun at times.

Well some football matches ARE great fun. Merge the Portugal-Holland (16 yellow and four reds I think) with better game and goals. Going by the sound: In Test Cricket you hear Ooooohh……aaaaaaaahhhh…foooooooo…. Yesssss…. at different times during the game when a ball or bat does something or nothing. It has interruptions but you hear it all day long. Football is like a continues AAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa with some ooooooooohhss and yesses and fooos.. but really continuous. But for 90 minutes plus injury time plus extra time plus tiebreaker and sudden death.

Life needs both. And I think I am ending this one now. It’s getting too out of hand. And no I am not going to go visit the loo right now. Even I have some decency.. Ha-ha. But I do. Well if you have just gone red and ew-ew, yuk-yuk, gross. Then you should have read what’s been written at the top of the page in the banner. And admit it you secretly liked it.

NOTE: As you are reading this (hahaha hopefuly), this blog is being updated Para by para. Probably…nono make that maybe & hopefully… Ha-ha. This one’s ended. I think I will continue on football in another blog. How, you may ask, does a guy who probably hasn’t had any does this sort of thing come out? And are wondaring how to get this skill? My advice. Use your head a little bit more. Or hand….

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