Bhutlyaing, scratching, screeching, slapping, pyatpyatpyat two handed semi-open palm punching… oh the spitting the cursing, their hairs’ here there everywhere… the cursing, the tero #%^*%!*, boksi, dankini, r****, and whole range of neverbefore heard language, and the pushing and shoving, faces all read and blue and the tears…. red watery if-looks-could-kill eyes - ah!I don’t know what it is about girls fighting - the old fashioned way like above - but we men just love it. Maybe the explanation DOES lie the Sigmund Freud styaile… you know? To do with S**. Cuz they do look damn hot when they fight. But we should try to find out the reason: why the heck do we men love cat fights? Please enlighten me guys.

Now to address the issue for today there was a big bad cat fight at PK=Padma Kanya (or Pagal Khana or a lot of other names including mamaghar and sasurali). The details are sorta sketchy. There was some kinda dispute between the Mao student wing ‘ladies’ of PK and the Kangressi student wing “ladies” of PK to do with scholarship. My guess is as good as your’s but NSU (Nepal Student Union) probably got the college authorities to hand over some scholarship but the ANFSU-R (All Nepal Free Students’ Union - Revolutionary [Revolutionary? haha… Free? haha..what? The commies aren’t paying tuition right?]) wanted their girls to get it. So they probably put up a ‘peaceful demonstration’ in front of the campus authorities and then the other group arrived and who knows who threw the first punch, but the place was all hands, screeches and hair everywhere.

The mahila cops came and joined in the fight and probably got beaten up by the two. Maybe it was ‘Gaur Kanda‘ all over again and the kangressis threw the first punch after the Maus provoked them and will be taking out a statement blaming them for violence. After all they have learned that this works. Who knows what happened. Maybe it was the other way round or was round n round n round the bush. Both will be blaming the other now. Parliament sessions - uh make that sessions of the interim legislative parliament - will be disrupted with table bang bangs (by parliamentarians pissed off at missing the grand show). Well more fights will ensue between the sister organizations of the big parties. And where have the NSU-Demo and the CPN a-malea gone to? When will they be joining in madams? Please do inform me before hands. I don’t wanna miss THIS party. Everyone’s invited of course. Bring beer!

Cyaz

NOTE: All photos taken by Suresh Maharjan of Nepal SamacharPatra and NepalPhotoAgency. The ones in the left are probably the NSUs and the Revos are in the right (red dress) in the photo with the cop. Now you find out who is who in the rest of it.

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