MaSang Sakha ChorMyan organizes Sitinin

The Adakshhya doing a sit-in-up-on-top-of above-onto-death program to display the plight of the less-chair society. Boast Photo:Baburam Notbhattarai

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GHOST REPORT
Somewhere, sometime

The Adakshhya OooibRaj Aaachar Ya organised a single person sit-in-up-on-top-of above-onto-death program to display the plight of the less-chair society. Mr Adaks AKA Mr Khottu AKA ……. also highlighted the need of chair and said he could not be chairman when there was so little chairs to go about and was sacrificing his chair to chair the highlevel committee of chairs.

Other topics were also brought to light by the chairless chairman who is believed to have brought to light again when there will me some light and more fans.

Meanwhile, Miss Sangeeta was also believed to have call for ban on chair because it demand for the use of the word chairMAN. It was believed that she would be believed to say that she believed that chairs were invented by the men to dominate all women off the world so that they could show off that they could be CHAIRMEN while the women could not. Sadly it has been brought into light that she was not present. But people made to attend the program because they could not go anywhere else said that this was most likely to have happened.

Similarly, a highlevel source who is the head of department of undisclosable things told the ghost under condition of anonymity that he believed this would have certainly surely have definitely happened for sure if she had been there. “This would have certainly surely have definitely happened for sure if she had been there. But do not quote me,” the anonymous source Mr Kankaraban said.

However incidentally, it has been reported that the iscribe, who cannot be named for reasons of secrecy and because he is now a ghost who is a ghost writer, was found run over by what was thought to be a two-wheeler with two wheels. “The front wheel of the vehicle with two wheel has a small radius and the rear wheel which is in the back of the two whaler has a small diameter. It looks like a scooter of gray colour ran over him. It also looks like he was held down by four people with four pairs of hands each,” said an unnamed source from the police.

The head of the Koteshwor Crime branch PIG Karki further added, “One is believed to be medium height and thin, the other wears specs while one of the accessories who assisted in accompliceing the assault was taller than the rest and the other was shorter. The incident happened in a deserted area. We have questioned all eyewitnesses. Sangeeta, Anjali, Maina Dhital, Pragati and Pratikchya were especially forthcoming saying they had passed the area just half an hour before the incident happened. They were all together 5 kilometers away when it happened they said,” he said.

Likewise, the YCL have issued a statement that they will investigate the case and arrest the criminals who had perverted the country and demanded that the culprits of the Jana Andolan be punished, the Maoists killed in the Pipal’s Whar be declared as National Martyrs and be given compensation and that Nepal be declared a republic immediately. It was expected that YCL would be accepting the compensation on behalf of the dead Maoists as the dead people were already dead. The YCL has also demanded that every civilian person who died during the ten years be declared a National Maoist Martyr.

Likewise, Mister Prem P Dhakal had claimed to be the culprit. He was proven not to be so because the ghost writer who is now a ghost was found to not have been sufficiently squashed for Mister Dhakal to have been responsible. Ironically Mister Dhakal’s ability to be on top a two-wheeler, or any other vehicle, animal or person, and drive straight was also questioned.

Likewise, Mister D later confessed that he had laid claim to be the culprit because he had heard YCL’s statement and had confessed so that the YCL would let make him do a lot of uthbass and other exercises.

Likewise, In an unrelated news, the Baburam, who took the above photo under condition of unanimity has also disappeared. He was last seen being pursued by a Nanga baba somewhere in someplace.

Hey. whatever happened to the chairs.

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